- after an injury, hurt/comfort
- almost getting caught
- anonymous sex
- bad sex/sex fails
- barely legal
- blood play
- body swap
- body worship
- break up/make up
- breath play
- clothing fetish (medical, military, uniforms, armor)
- come marking
- coming untouched
- daddy kink
- delayed gratification/teasing
- dirty talk
- double penetration
- erotic branding
- finger fucking
- first time
- food fetish
- forbidden love
- fuck buddies/one night stand/casual hookup
- fuck or die
- fully clothed
- gender swap
- gentle sex
- getting caught
- grooming/hair kink
- gun/sword/knife play
- hand jobs
- I missed you
- I’m sorry
- in a car/vehicle
- in a mirror
- last time/end of the world
- lingerie/panty kink
- loud sex
- making porn
- mile high club
- mind control/aliens made them do it
- mistaken identity
- morning sex
- multiple orgasm
- name kink/pet names
- no speaking
- oral sex
- orgasm delay/denial
- phone sex/sexting
- pon farr/sex pollen
- predator/prey, hunting
- public sex/outdoor sex
- role play
- role reversal
- rough sex/pain
- scent kink
- school girl/teacher kink
- sensation play/temperature play/over-stimulation
- sex as performance/third person watches
- sex marathon
- sex slaves
- sex tapes
- sex toys/plugs
- simultaneous orgasm
- size kink/size queen
- sloppy seconds
- soulmates/soul bond
- swimming pool/hot tub
- trapped together
- wake up in the middle of the night sex/somnophilia
- washing/bathing/shower sex
- watching porn
- wet dreams
- wish/fantasy fulfillment
22 thoughts on “101 Kinks: Send me a number and a ship and I’ll write a drabble”
how does 15 with a/b/o undertones sound with Derek and Todd? think it could be interesting
I think that could be really interesting! I’ve got a fun idea for it, actually. I’ll put it on the list! 😀
Hi hello! I was reading over a lot of your newest posts and.. poor Todd! So I thought.. why not give he and Derek a break with 11, 38, 60, 89, directed towards Todd with Derek? The poor things deserve an actual, nice, break! Also because some sweet sex never hurt!… I think.
😀 I mean, you’d be surprised at what can hurt in this castle, but sure, I can do that! I’ll put it on my list of to-write requests! Thanks a lot (and I’m sure Todd and Derek will thank you for the reprieve too)!
^^!! Of course! But.. yeah, I’d imagine I would be! Almost seems like even the most mundane and usually sweet things will hurt in this castle!
Of course! Sometimes those hurt more than anything, since it usually means something that should be good has been turned into something cruel. 😀
But Scott is Dereks soulmate, not Todd. Todds soulmate is probably some girl Sam had killed. Or worse yet, Sam.
Now there’s not much worse than having Sam as a soulmate! And Scott is only Derek’s soulmate because he’s building a nest in Derek’s soul. 😛
Or is Derek now a parasite infecting Scott’s nest?
Did you do an ask of what the characters think of the concept of soulmates? Seems like most are together through happenstance and could be as happy with other people.
Yancy and Giles being the one exception of a couple who loved deeply and neither found that sort of love again.
Otherwise we have people’s parents and everyone not older being promiscuous.
What if Theodore discovered it’s Benedict not Ian that is his soulmate?
Sam is soultied to Delilah.
Now that’s a good question to be asking. It’s very possible Scott sees it that way (of course, Scott likes parasites, so that’s okay).
I don’t think I’ve done an ask like that yet, so I could! I think a lot of them probably think it’s a silly idea, while at the same time being sure that they’re with their soulmate. But you’re right, a lot of them would have been happy with other people too–as the character swap AUs show. Even if they all ended up breaking up (heaven forbid), they’d probably mostly be fine. Yancy and Giles do seem to be the main people who never got over their first love, but that might also be because they didn’t want to.
It’s entirely possible that people’s parents and all the older people are promiscuous too and we just don’t see it because the characters aren’t attending the same orgies as their parents is all! 😀
I feel like if Theodore discovered that about Benedict he’d be a little distraught, to be honest. Poor Benedict (again).
And yes, Sam and Delilah are tied together at the soul, so quite possibly meet the definition of soulmates, in the non-romantic way. So poor Delilah on that front.
I give you Pax and Jacob accidentally wander into the adult orgy, where they find all the adults performing acts that they will never forget. This is not the fun sort of secret meeting they were expecting to spy on! Everyone’s so old! There’s Pax’s teachers from when he was a student. Oh no put your white outfit back on Dominic no one wants to see that! We take back everything we said about your dress sense. Priests, that’s not how you pray. The King and Queen. Maybe this is just what the adults do when there’s no kids around. Maybe there’s a cursed sex pollen artifact that’s the cause of this since Jacob’s great with curses.
Speaking of which, would love to see Jacob get it on with one of his favourite cursebreakers, on account of his curse only being able to be removed in a sexy sexy way. Maybe also connected to his whole love of bats thing. 🙂 Maybe cursedly attractive to bats, or getting echo-location in a way that’s not good to the rest of his hearing, or having a sudden craving for batfood. (Fruit? Insects!? Vlooood)
Poor Pax and Jacob! They would both agree, I’m sure, that this is something never to be spoken about again, and also that the orgies that they themselves attended were far better and less weird.
Poor Jacob on his own too! But that is very much the sort of thing that would happen to him. I’ll see what I can do with it! 😀
There was a bat tornado in Australia and I’m suddenly thinking curse fodder.
A…bat tornado. Well, that’s curse fodder if I ever heard it.
A particularly bad tabloid describes it as “Sex-mad ‘tornado’ of 300,000 disease-ridden BATS launch divebomb attacks on kids as they invade town.”
Well…at least now I have an idea for how this request is going to go.
What I particularly like is the ambiguity of whether it’s the BATS or the kids invading the town.
I do enjoy that little elision of clarity. It could well be either! It could be both!
OH NO! I have another request. (Oops two requests.)
Juniper in bad sex/sex fails. A ‘five’ things of Juniper engaging in a series of cursed sexcapades with some randoms, which is never as good as it is with Hemlock so why does he keep doing this, especially knowing that Hemlock doesn’t like it, and he really, really shouldn’t and is it his own guilt that’s making things go so badly or is Hemlock not that sweet and has been deliberately sabotaging. Or has he picked up a curse?
Bad sex/Sex fails – All the ridiculously funny things that could go wrong without any actual lasting harm. Cramp?! Coming too soon. Not getting hard or losing erection. Things not working. (What if it’s broken?!) Getting caught. Getting stuck. Embarassment. Someone using their powers in a way that ends up being less sexy than they thought it would. Getting too enthuastic, breaking things, cramp, wings being inconvenient, or falling out of the hammock, or being too loud. Poison ivy/nettles/thorns fail! Just having a partner that is absolutely awful at sex and falls asleep midway through.
Pick any of these that sound fun. DO NOT DO THEM ALL!!! It’s just a series of prompts that are just intended as some silliness to torture poor Juniper, an inspiration/jumping off point. And only if it’ll be fun for you.
Humilation kink – actually getting off on being humiliated, as opposed to just being humiliated.
Sensation play/temperature play/over-stimulation – Ice powers! The question is less can you use powers during sex and more should you.
After an injury, hurt/comfort – A sex injury?!
Mile high club – fairies and the mile high club seems like a ridiculously terrible idea. Would that be fly as high as they can and then try and get off as they’re falling before they hit the ground? Or use a spell to levitate them and hope the spell holds?
These next prompts seem to follow along from each other. (Could be as easily be Hemlock being sorry for being jealous, as Juniper apologising for being himself.)
Name Kink – Using the wrong name during sex, or forgetting the partners name so instead just using a bunch of pet names to try and cover it up.
mistaken identity – Discovered at the worst possible time
roleplay – partner that wants to roleplay most ridiculous scenario possible
clothing fetish/uniform fetish – what lengths will Juniper go to?
cross-dressing/drag – FAIL
lingerie/panty kink – FAIL – totally for a partner who wants Juniper to wear something ridiculous
food fetish – FAIL?
lap-dance/striptease – FAIL
grooming/hair kink – FAIL!
getting caught – OOPS!
daddy kink – Bonus points if they try and get Juniper’s actual Daddy involved, for that would be the worst.
I’d also really like to see Juniper/Hemlock with some sweet sex, all lovey dovey and cuddling and aftercare. I want to see Juniper being loved and taken care of and adored and see why he and Hemlock were together not just the aftermath. Picked some prompts that all seemed to follow on from each other, and build to something greater.
😀 This sounds good! I’ll see what I can do with it! Thanks!
Ooops had a copypaste fail there. Delete “These next prompts seem to follow along from each other. (Could be as easily be Hemlock being sorry for being jealous, as Juniper apologising for being himself.)”, for the stuff beneath it comes under the first category and it was just repeating the line that actually comes over the Juniper/Hemlock stuff.
As long as it’s fun!
Copy/paste fails happen to the best of us! 😀
I’m sure it will be! Thanks!