Tag: Dragons Don’t Give a Shit About Your Outdated Notions of Traditional Family Structure

Chapters with a focus on the series’s wholesome nontraditional families.

Written by Irritated Penguin

Dragon, 124

“H-hey, Owen?”

Owen looked over at Greg, who hadn’t started dressing yet even though they’d both gotten out of the bath. “Yeah?” All five of them had been together, but Gavin had already left to go do his hair in a room that wasn’t too steamy, and Twig was still wrestling with Grey Rain in the bath, which hadn’t yet turned into sex, so they’d probably be a while.

Greg swallowed, looking a bit nervous. “I was wondering,” he said, in a quiet but calm voice. “If you could teach me how to shave?”

Written by Irritated Penguin

Dragon, 123

Boys, can I talk to you for a second? Gavin asked Grey Rain and Greg, sitting down at the table with them where they were drawing together.

Grey Rain nodded, putting down his charcoal. About what? Is it the mess we made in the bathroom? Because I was going to clean it up but then I forgot!

It’s not about that, Gavin promised.

Though you can clean it up after we’re done talking, Owen added, because just because they had servants didn’t mean that the kids needed to get spoiled.

Grey Rain made a face, but Owen made the same face back, and he looked at Gavin again.

Written by Irritated Penguin

Dragon, 121

“I don’t, uh, want to be an insensitive jerk,” Twig said, sounding a bit nervous. He was glancing at the privy door, where Gavin had just gone.

Owen nodded, patting his shoulder. “Okay. What is it?”

“Um.” Twig was blushing, and took a deep breath. “What’s going to, like, happen? Like, Sir Gabrielle is going to be the queen now, right?”

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Warm Feet

“Why do we have to do this every year?” Sam muttered, leaning against Henry in the car as they fucking finally drove home. He was already taking his tie off and unbuttoning his shirt.

“Because we’re criminals and if we don’t occasionally do a charity benefit then it makes us look bad,” Henry told him, putting an arm around Sam.

“Fuck that. Next year I’m taking over the world so that it doesn’t matter if people think we’re evil.”

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Stowaway, 110

“Okay,” said Pax, rubbing his head. “So what have we learned?”

We’ve learned that sweet tasting drinks are evil and we shouldn’t have twenty of them in one night, Nate said, making Pax nod so Pax would know he was correct.

Pax made him stop nodding, because that made his headache worse. “Yes,” he agreed. “We did learn that.” He’d never had twenty drinks in one night before and it had turned out to be an experiment not worth repeating. “We also learned not to make group decisions about body modification unless one of us is sober.”

Right, Nate agreed. Might have been good to have put more than ten minutes of thought into it, too.

“Yeah,” Pax agreed, looking at the flared lizard that was tattooed around his upper right arm in Bevian style. “I like him, though.”

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Prince, 100

It was a good day to get married.

The weather was nice, everyone looked perfect, the church was packed, and Franz’s sister had gotten here just an hour ago.

“We can talk more about me later,” Dahlia told Franz, helping him fix his makeup. “It’s literally your wedding day, stop asking how I am.”

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Dragon, 115

“You know what I liked best about our weddings?” Owen asked Gavin, in the carriage on the way back to the castle.

“The fact that we got to marry people we loved?” Gavin asked, looking down at some papers.

Owen smiled. He and Gavin had married Edwin the other day in a really nice ceremony that Erik had told them had been how people had used to get married before the Catechism. People were smarter back then, and so lots of them had been allowed to get married to the same person, and Erik had painstakingly gotten together everyone Edwin loved so they could all marry him at once. It had been really nice. “Yes, but you know what I liked second best?”

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Dragon, 114

Owen woke up with two tongues on his cock, so it was already a pretty good birthday before he’d even opened his eyes.

He did open his eyes though, just to make extra-sure that the tongues belonged to the people he thought they did, and there were Gavin and Edwin, licking him up and down, working together on Owen’s cock.

He had no idea how long they’d been at it, but it didn’t matter when the sight alone was what it was. Owen came, and Gavin moved fast, getting his lips over Owen’s head just in time to catch it all, swallowing every drop of Owen, looking up at him and meeting Owen’s eye.

Once Gavin was done swallowing, he kissed Edwin. “Take over,” he said, and he slid up to meet Owen as Edwin put his mouth on Owen’s cock. “Happy birthday,” he said, kissing Owen deeply.

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Pajama Day

Gavin sighed, turning left, then right. “These places are laid out so fucking weirdly,” he said to Owen.

“You get used to it,” Owen promised. “Are you sure you don’t want me to come?”

“No, it’s fine.” Gavin shifted his phone to his other hand. “I’m fully capable of doing this, and you’ve got work.”

“So do you.”

“Yeah, but I make money faster than you can give it away,” said Gavin, smirking. He did have four meetings and six job interviews later in the day, but this shouldn’t take long. “I have to take breaks sometimes to give you time to catch up, or else it’s just embarrassing for you.”

“You know what, just for that I’m going on Kickstarter during my break and funding every project I can find.”