Hey Louis what’s your sex life looking like these days?

Louis: “Pretty alright, I’ve got one if that’s what you’re asking. I didn’t spend my last rut with a pile of rocks. I’m pretty near the top of the food chain these days thanks to my, ahem, inheritance, so when a female wants to mate I usually get first shot. And when there’s no ladies to go around there are enough male dragons around that I don’t go wanting. I’m not pent up, let’s put it that way.”